We really and truly live in a “Post”-modern society. The fifth track from the soundtrack to The Fate of the Furious was just released, the Post Malone jam “Candy Paint.”

Mixing the melodies and laid-back Stoney rhyme style that so many dig about him, Post’s got the perfect track for an end-of-the-night barbecue with Vin Diesel and the Rock. Plus, he says he “loves paper like Michael Scott,” which might already be the frontrunner for the year’s most enjoyable unexpected reference.

Postmania is running wild as TMZ reported Post Malone spent the weekend showing he’s the ultimate Postmaster by ordering 10,000 Popeye’s biscuits for festival goers at Coachella, at a cost of $8,000. What did he use to order the food? You guessed it, Postmates.

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